BREAKING NEWS!!! Yeti Killed By Primitive Bow Hunters!!!

[chamookman]

We Hunt them here in the Wilds of Mid-Michigan - usually over a bait-pile of Jack Links Jerky. Bob

[BrianS]

2017 Hawkeye Snowshoe Shoot

[JW_Halverson]

Good shooting, and an excellent stalk!😀  Methinks you should try more difficult quarry such as the western jackalope or the mugwumps.  I would like to score some of what is in your 2nd canteen, though😀  Neat post, good for a chuckle and nice to see real bodies behind the post.  Maybe we all should doe that's!
Hawkdancer

Hawk,
We have found an outfitter and booked a hunt in the great western desert. The hunt costs $68023.06 it is scheduled for the fall of 2378. we will each get tags for 2 1/2 western jackalopes, and all of the mugwumps and snipe our minds can conjure up.
The outfitter assured us he has enough to fill our canteens, which is a good thing because I plan on conjuring up a
mess-o-mugwumps!
I will write an article for Primitive Archer about this hunt we have booked, also I can give you the name of the outfitter if you would like to book a hunt yourself.

Kevin

Your check didn't clear the bank, so don't be mentioning my name!

[Buffalogobbler]

Good shooting, and an excellent stalk!😀  Methinks you should try more difficult quarry such as the western jackalope or the mugwumps.  I would like to score some of what is in your 2nd canteen, though😀  Neat post, good for a chuckle and nice to see real bodies behind the post.  Maybe we all should doe that's!
Hawkdancer

Hawk,
We have found an outfitter and booked a hunt in the great western desert. The hunt costs $68023.06 it is scheduled for the fall of 2378. we will each get tags for 2 1/2 western jackalopes, and all of the mugwumps and snipe our minds can conjure up.
The outfitter assured us he has enough to fill our canteens, which is a good thing because I plan on conjuring up a
mess-o-mugwumps!
I will write an article for Primitive Archer about this hunt we have booked, also I can give you the name of the outfitter if you would like to book a hunt yourself.

Kevin

Your check didn't clear the bank, so don't be mentioning my name!

Darn! I hear the jackalopes are almost inedible, so I was really looking forward to making a mugwump mulligan stew , or maybe some mugwump pasties  .

[Buckeye Guy]

Man I saw this on facebook and had to get on over here for the rest of the story
nothing like a first hand account
good job Kevin

[Pappy]

Great story and very good stalk and shooting.
 Pappy

[BrianS]

Buffalo Gobbler,
We sure have had some "Shinning Times" up at Hawkeye over the years. The Yeti hunt was one of many. You remember when the Hawkeye Gang chased after that legendary white buck or how about the time we shot that Rhino or them Pink Flamingos or the hundreds of the little HBs that took over our forest. How about some of the Legends of Archery that we have met and shot with over the years up there! It truly is a magical place where can you hunt Elk, Buffalo, Caribou, Grizzly and Black bears, Big Horn Sheep, Mt Goats, Wild Boars, Mtn Lions, Game from Africa, Snakes and Prehistoric Dinos all in the same day. If you miss your target, you can come back another day and try again until you get it right. Maybe you should write a book about all of the adventures that have taken place at that special place.
Take care,
Brian (Two Fletch)

[Buffalogobbler]

Shinnin' times indeed!
Most who read this won't understand about the magic,you have to shoot at Hawkeye Bowmen to understand and appreciate the magic.
Everything Two Fletch says is true, Rhino's, dinosaurs, pink flamingo's, a white buck, a 20ft python and a whole course that we shot with Fred Bear!
Hawkeye is a special place!

Buffalogobbler

[bubby]

I found your next big hunt guys

[DC]

Ahh, that was done with smoke and mirrors, heavy on the smoke

[Buffalogobbler]

HA! A "Potsquatch!"

[PaulN/KS]

HA! A "Potsquatch!"

Might want to use a flaming arrow on that one... 

[JW_Halverson]

Buffalo Gobbler,
We sure have had some "Shinning Times" up at Hawkeye over the years. The Yeti hunt was one of many. You remember when the Hawkeye Gang chased after that legendary white buck or how about the time we shot that Rhino or them Pink Flamingos or the hundreds of the little HBs that took over our forest. How about some of the Legends of Archery that we have met and shot with over the years up there! It truly is a magical place where can you hunt Elk, Buffalo, Caribou, Grizzly and Black bears, Big Horn Sheep, Mt Goats, Wild Boars, Mtn Lions, Game from Africa, Snakes and Prehistoric Dinos all in the same day. If you miss your target, you can come back another day and try again until you get it right. Maybe you should write a book about all of the adventures that have taken place at that special place.
Take care,
Brian (Two Fletch)

I hear that there are pink flamingos found in western Tennessee these days.  Pappy???  Care to comment?

[BrianS]

Our flamingos appeared only one time, about 10 years ago on a course named "Flamingo Row". If I remember correct the next year there was a giant Pink Rabbit playing a drum. Maybe the two species are not compatible and the rabbit chased the flamingos away?

[Stoner]

Should have got Hermie to pull his teeth, then Yukon Cornelious could wrestle him down. John