True story. Before I was considered bright enough to get a lightening bug excited, my brother talked me into a rock chucking contest. "We'll take turns throwing rocks at each other and see who gets the closest. I'll go first," he said.
As it were, not only did he lose on the first toss, he was aiming at my head - which I considered blatantly out of bounds! But my instant headache precluded me from making a point of it.
Does anyone want to establish a benchmark for us to "shoot" for?