BOLO! BOLO! Be on the lookout for a skinny Army infantry grunt named Isaac. He is a young man I have mentioned here before and he is currently stationed at Fart Campbell and is heading for the Classic as we speak. If he needs anything, please take care of him for me! I will happily reimburse anyone for taking care of this young soldier's needs! (he is underage, so please do NOT feed that bear. Besides, his mother would kill me!)
If someone could tell Joe York that Isaac is there, he'd appreciate it, too. The two of them really hit it off when they met several years ago!
Far as I am concerned, the only thing better than being there myself is seeing Isaac get a chance to go.