Bill, that'll be easy for us to get you level. We'll just let some air out of the tires. Problem solved. haha Actually, when you get here, don't pull up to the house. Turn left at the bottom of the hill before after you cross the ravine in the driveway, but before you get to the kennel. Then turn right passed the shed, between the shed and the rail fence. It should level out pretty well by the maple tree. We'll be doing all of our cooking on the back patio. So, that'll work out well.
Those of you pulling trailers follow the same path, EXCEPT go passed the rail fence. DON'T go right of the board wood pile. My septic tank is there. I'll have flags up to remind you. The rail fence denotes where out garden was. At the end of the garden there's a school desk modified into a shoot bench. Don't park between the school desk/shooting bench and the roll of hay. You'll be on the shooting range if you do.
