Shhh! Don't tell my wife

[Weylin]

Do you think she'll notice?

[osage outlaw]

Under the bed Weylin, under the bed.  They never look there 

[stickbender]

     If you have a choice, tell her would rather be beaten with the biggest one, as she probably can't lift it more than a couple of times.

                                                    Wayne

[Joec123able]

Nope she'll never notice that !! Hahaha Just stuff them under the bed before its to late ! Lol

[Weylin]

There are tubs under the bed, I can't put them under there.   

[Thesquirrelslinger]

There are tubs under the bed, I can't put them under there.   

hang them from the ceiling, people don't usually look up. Or hide them behind the curtains, or under the mattress(although she will probably notice the last one)

[Lemos]

I'm tellin her! Unless of course you'd like to by my silence

[Gus]

Heck Brotha,

The only room in the house that is Free of Bow Wood is our Bedroom.
But that's where I keep my Fishing Rods and Bottles of previously aged Tequila... 

-gus

[Olanigw (Pekane)]

Naw....

[ncpat]

No one will have to tell her. She will see them when she changes the sheets. If you hide them under the bed, she will somehow smell them and look under to see what is there. Precious little can be hidden from a wife.

[Marks]

Yeah, put em under the sheets........I can see it now

Wife: What's that poking me in the back Darling?

Weylin: Its my wood, sweetheart.

Wife: Oh Welin, Not tonight. I have a headache. 

[Ed Brooks]

LMBO! I thought I was the only one with wood piled up in my bedroom..We won't tell...Ed

[BowSlayer]

hey just hide it around my place, she will never look there 

[Thesquirrelslinger]

I only charge a fee of one stave a day

Hide it in the closet.

[MartinHeZ]

hang them from the ceiling, people don't usually look up.

^ This works wonders. I did it. Great idea, and when they notice, you just argue that the space was being wasted anyways, it's either that or you find somewhere to stick em where they are going to cause problems