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Offline Kpete

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Re: holy crap!
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2012, 11:47:36 am »
NO Problem.  Notice how fat that bear was.  It wasn't hungry at all!  Just showing off. Gulp! :P
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Offline stickbender

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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2012, 05:44:17 pm »
Quote from: Kpete on March 01, 2012, 11:47:36 am
NO Problem.  Notice how fat that bear was.  It wasn't hungry at all!  Just showing off. Gulp! :P

     That would explain all the pepper scented piles of Bear poop with the little bells in it. ::) :P ;D
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Offline JW_Halverson

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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2012, 06:05:09 pm »
I remember the first can of bear pepper spray I ever saw.  It had directions that said to wait until the bear was within 30 feet before activating the spray.  Considering how fast a griz can cover 30 ft, the last thing the ol' bear thinks before he kills you is "OOOH! Cajun!"
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Offline jonathan creason

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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2012, 06:20:16 pm »
At least you'll die with the satisfaction of knowing you'll get your revenge tomorrow when he craps you out and gets a bad case of the "ring of fire".
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Offline stickbender

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Re: holy crap!
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2012, 12:46:20 am »
Quote from: jonathan creason on March 01, 2012, 06:20:16 pm
At least you'll die with the satisfaction of knowing you'll get your revenge tomorrow when he craps you out and gets a bad case of the "ring of fire".
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     That could be the very reason he was in such a bad mood, to begin with! ;) :P
     My neighbor, in Montana, told me I needed to get some Bear spray.  I told him I didn't believe in it.  He said, "No it works, we had a bear on our front porch, and it wouldn't leave, and it started to come towards me, and I sprayed it, and it turned and ran off."  I said, nope, I have something that works better.  Bang!  Now I have a Bear skin rug, bear steaks, and bear fat, to make soap, and cook with! ;)

                                                        Wayne


                                             
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