Well Dave, there are some pretty good suggestions, especially working with a Friend on a bow, in HIS garage, or shop.....
I might add, a complimentary supply of Midol, in the medicine cabinet.....
Man, if they could only coordinate that time, to being all at once, then, you would have the rest of the month with some peace, but if they are staggered.....whew! That many constant Cybil's running around....Man, it is like the old joke, why do married men die before their wives ? Because they want to! You do know why PMS is called PMS don't you? It is because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!
But never having been married, and having outgrown the need for it now, (kids) I am quite comfortable in my bachelorhood. If I want to go somewhere, I don't need permission, I can drink as many beers, as I want. I can fart when, and where I want. Only downside to that is I don't have anyone to rate for me, like Volume, duration, lip flutter, tone, odor, etc. But I have gotten pretty good at judging them myself. When I have to leave the room, that is definitely a ten.
I don't have to say where I am going, with whom, or who will be there, when I will be back, I don't have to pick up anything on the way, or the way back, or drop off anything on the way, unless its for myself. I can eat what I want, and not have to hear any lectures. And I can go hunting, fishing, and just plain rambling without any restrictions. I can also scan the internet, to any site, I want!
I can stay up as late as I want, or get up as Early, or late as I want. Also wear what I want, where I want. Oh, sorry Dave, I didn't mean to brag in front of you. Especially in the situation you are in.
Man I pity you in the girls teenage years. Now that would be the time for an escape plan, and a Man Cave! You need to go on line, and look up shed plans, and maybe a bomb shelter plan also, that way, if you are invaded in your man cave, you can slip down your emergency shaft, to the bomb shelter, and lock the hatch. You could put up a drive way alert system, and when you hear it go off, you could head for the bomb shelter, or basement if you will. You could put a baby monitor in the house, and have the receiver in your man cave, and when you heard your wife say, go get your Dad, or one of your daughters, Say, where is Dad, or one of your Sister n Laws, or nieces, say Where is Dave, or Uncle Dave...hit the Klaxon, and say DIVE<DIVE<DIVE, and head for the shop basement!
You could put a little refrigerator in there, and when restocking it, you could put the beer in an old oil box, and carry it out to the Man Cave, and if asked, just point to the box, and the label, and say "lubicrant". But I am sure you have set up at nights thinking of these things, already.
Well I wish you luck, and do try to find some Guy Friends that you have to help to do something. But the bow building idea was a great idea, in fact you just might be helping him also, if he is married....
Well I have to close this now, I just released a ten, and I need another beer!
Best of luck to you, and if you need to talk, there are plenty of married guys on here that can commiserate with you. It will help, just talking to others in a like situation.
Wayne
