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Offline criveraville

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Does beef come from chicken????
« on: March 27, 2011, 02:24:03 pm »
One day years ago in the middle of my lesson one of my 8th grade students interupted me and asked, "Mr. Rivera, does beef come from chicken?"

I turned my head a bit and thought about it for a few secs and said, "Yes it does!!!"

I think someday she's gonna get in a fight over Mr. Rivera saying it did come from chicken. I think she had watched one too many Chick Fillet commercials...  >:D 8)
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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2011, 05:31:16 pm »
You're sick, man, Iiii, like it. ;D
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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2011, 05:52:59 pm »
Gracias Mullet....
I was HECHO EN MEXICO, but assembled in Texas and I'm Texican as the day is long...  Psalm 127:4 As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.

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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 05:56:23 pm »
I am laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing...... that is halairious!!!!!

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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2011, 06:12:30 pm »
Dad had someone ask him "what kind of tomatoes are those growing on that tree?".....was a pesimmon tree

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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2011, 07:23:01 pm »
I'd like that  beef "chicken fried"!!! >:D
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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2011, 07:27:43 pm »
I remember when I lived in southern California someone asked me what part of a cow the meat came from.  I told her meat was muscle.  She almost puked on her own shoes.  She refused to believe me so I told her the meat comes from two glands under the cow's ears. 

I am saddened that people are so drastically seperated from their food so as to not understand the most basic concepts.  Makes me wonder if there will come a day that specialized HazMat teams will be called in when someone appears to be dying so that the living will not have to even contemplate death. *sigh*

Sorry, I'm just feeling a bit morbid today.
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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2011, 09:25:34 pm »
young Indian12--- glad to provide that laughter.. It is funny >:D lowell I like my beef chicken fried too... Haaa haaa  JustinNC-- too funny... Heee heeee.. Love those tomate tree...

Uggg--- JW...  I hear you.. Yes they are but not my kids our your kids or anybodies kids on here for that matter!!!! There is hope  O:)
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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2011, 10:09:10 pm »
Hope remains, I agree but just look what kids learn in school! ;D


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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2011, 10:15:24 pm »
Lordy,lordy,,,im glad im poor and live in the south,,,,kids around here know that kind of thing,,,, ::)  except the imported yankee ones that call coke pop,? What the hell is pop anyway???  I never figgerd that out..............
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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2011, 08:11:00 pm »
People in Ireland think beef comes in handy sized cuts, wrapped in plastic, in the big cold thing at the back of the shop...

They also believe it's naturally bright red in colour and full of water too...

"civilisation" has become too nanny oriented.

JW - I agree!

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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2011, 08:21:48 pm »
Lordy,lordy,,,im glad im poor and live in the south,,,,kids around here know that kind of thing,,,, ::)  except the imported yankee ones that call coke pop,? What the hell is pop anyway???  I never figgerd that out..............
Lmao I think the same thing Ohh well we proly confuse them to everything is called coke unless it's a Dr pepper lol  ;)
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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2011, 08:36:41 pm »
Lordy,lordy,,,im glad im poor and live in the south,,,,kids around here know that kind of thing,,,, ::)  except the imported yankee ones that call coke pop,? What the hell is pop anyway???  I never figgerd that out..............

ok being that i am one of them Ynakees that call "coke"  "pop"

we will straighten something out here


coke = brand name

pop = product

if you walk into a restaurant and ask for a "coke" thats what kind of "pop" they will bring you
if you walk into that same restaurant and ask for a "pop" they will ask "what kind?"
if you go into that restaurant again and ask for a "soda" once again they will ask "what kind?"

as far as "what is pop anyway"

that goes way back to the days of the old soda fountains which were run by "soda jerks"
back then all "pop" was made at the counter when ordered,they used soda water along with flavoring to make your "soda pop" when you ordred it  ;)

pretty easy concept
i have family that was born and raised down south,and they make the same mistake ya'll did  ;D
it took some explaining for them to uderstand it too

not trying to belittle you or anything,but you did ask  ;)
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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2011, 09:17:11 pm »
Coca Cola's Headquarters is in Atlanta, the Deep South, down here, it's a coke or RC if it's brown. And Pepsi and Crown Royal taste like crap, mixed. ;)
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Re: Does beef come from chicken????
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2011, 09:40:02 pm »
It's all cool I figured y'all called it soda pop we call it soda water down here in texas  ;D
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