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Offline bryan irwin

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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2010, 06:55:32 pm »
that was funny but true.
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Offline RidgeRunner

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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2010, 10:53:50 am »
Come August 3rd I will be 45...  My first is not far off. :o

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Offline islandpiper

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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2010, 05:11:07 pm »
Eddie, glad you went.   I've had mine and I'm about two years out till the next one unless the new health law says i should just die instead.  Any of you other geezers who are holding off on having one.....well, don't .   Just schedule it and go.   As my Doc says, we are all going to die, but dying of colon cancer should be your last choice. 

Don't worry about the prep, it's no worse than a good case of what ever you get for drinking the wrong lake water, but harmless. 

And, in my case (and maybe Mullet's) if your friends tell you that you are FULL OF CRAP, well.....this will solve it. 

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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2010, 06:32:24 pm »
 My one buddy told me not to worry about it. You just woke up afterwards, everybody is laughing at you farting and you have a loose, greasey feeling on the backside. Kind of like passing out at a Frat Party. ;D
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Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2010, 06:41:04 pm »
Ok, it's official.  I now feel very uneasy reading these comments.  :o
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2010, 07:47:08 pm »
It took you this long JW ??? ;D
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2010, 08:01:58 pm »
Much like Mullet, it got to me in the "end".
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2010, 03:59:24 am »
Anyone remember that 1970s sci-fi movie where they shrunk a submarine and a team of doctors and injected them into this terminally ill guy's body so they could go shoot his cancer cells? Ok, you know where I'm going with this.  >:D

How about a remake, except they inject them through a colonoscopy tube?

"Alpha One, this is control. We're picking up some bogeys on our MRI scan. Check your headings and confirm location." "Roger that, Control. We're at...whazzat...OH NO! Helm, hard a'starboard! All stop! Reverse engines! Brace for impact!"

Kinda like a combo between that sci-fi movie and Titanic. Just don't ask what the "iceberg" they hit was.

And I ripped off "Alien" for the movie poster motto:


"In the lower intestine, no one can hear you scream..."
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2010, 08:40:31 am »
OK this is officially gross. I'm tellin a mod.
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2010, 09:32:34 am »
Quote from: cracker on July 12, 2010, 08:40:31 am
OK this is officially gross. I'm tellin a mod.


Ahhh.....Ronnie....this was started by a Mod.......... ;D
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2010, 09:34:16 am »
Ya Eddie I had a blast at my first one, ::) :-[ thanks goodness It was clean and I don't need to go back for 10 years, O man that next year. :'(  Can't wait. ::) Glad you got it done along with a PSA blood test all you guys need to get it done when you get 50 or so if not before. :) Ya this is something to talk about the camp fire.   ;) :) Can get pretty graphic.   :)
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Offline Bone pile

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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2010, 09:53:42 am »
Had my first and last one a couple years ago ,woke up and asked the nurse how much for another shot.My wife had colon cancer at 23 years old they cut it all out no radiation.That was over 30 years ago and she still has digestion proublems,they basicly gutted her and then packed it all back in.Be thankfull for a good one
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2010, 01:34:08 am »
I could handle the Gatorade But not the camera at both ends, oh and the Vicodin made it seem OK ;D
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2010, 09:02:55 am »
Our local Med Center is using cameras in small pill form.  Swallow, wait a day and the med. staff retrieves them.....yes, they do.   And then the camera downloads data onto a computer.  They won't replace the colonoscopy but are handy for other digestive problems I guess. 

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Offline Eric Krewson

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« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2010, 10:33:24 am »
I had my third a few months ago, dad had colon cancer which prompted me to have my first one at age 50. Took the killer regimen of prep junk followed by an excruciatingly painfully enema for the first and second one, new, easy on the body prep for the latest one, not bad at all.

Talking with David Mims about his cancer prompted me to have my third after procrastinating for about 7 years since my second.

Bottom line if you have any unusual bleeding GET TO A DOCTOR. My dad was bleeding and put off getting an exam for 6 months. In this time his cancer metastasized out side his colon and it took almost 2 years of chemo and radiation to make him cancer free.

David said he waited too long to get to a doc as well after he had some abnormal bleeding.   
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