No, El D, this is all true. See, take the Predator drones for example. See, those were mechanical pets of aliens, you see. That's where we found the technology. They just reverse engineered them to get them to stop shedding and licking their nether regions in public. The aliens had also developed their pets to fly into the kitchen and make them a sandwich during ball games, so they wouldn't miss anything (alien TV doesn't have commercials, but they do watch ours on satellite to show how primitive and crass Earth people are.)
And it's true, this solar system is roughly the same as about 75 miles outside of Barstow east on I-40. UFOs break down out here and others pass by, see it, and just kind of go, "Man, sucks to be you..." Just like on I-40 east of Barstow. That's why when alien children ask to use the bathroom when they approach our solar system, the fathers always say "No! You should have thought of that BEFORE we left our solar system!" The government has that on intercepted tape, by the way.
Outer space outside our solar system also has their own version of Stuckey's. It's not at all like the bar scene of Star Wars. It looks more like the Stuckey's in Grants, New Mexico, United States, Earth, circa 1976. They have their own "King of the Road" hamburger, too---just don't ask what the meat is. See, just like the Stuckey's here on Earth! And, of course, they have a Pecan Nut Log, too, but using some other kinds of nuts. Evidently, pecans do not grow on other planets, more's the pity. Yes, the aliens stop at these intersteller Stuckey's and buy silly knick-knacks poking fun at intersteller hillbillies and paperweights with various bizarre insects entombed in clear plastic. Again, just like the Earth Stuckey's. And about 10,000 quixnoks (250,000 Earth miles) away from the Stuckey's, their spacecrafts' engines start to knock and miss from the cheap fuel---just like the Earth Stuckey's!
