Salvation Army store find

[Sparrow]

I was in the salvation army store in Juneau, Alaska a couple of days ago.Looking for treasures and found a rock.Took pictures to share with you guys.Had to pay a whole dollar for it.  '  Frank

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[nugget]

WOW That is cool.

[cowboy]

Now that's one wierd looking rock Tim - If ya make a point out of it, it aughta be a nice banded one .

[Sparrow]

Hey Cowboy ! Who's Tim ?  '  Frank

[cowboy]

Oh, sorry Frank - I was on a roll .

[Sparrow]

No problemo  I just had to comment    I was hoping someone with a saw would pipe in and offer to slab it for a share.I'd hate to lose any of it if it can be avoided. I have been thinking for a long time I wanted to try some coral and how I was going to go about gettin' some. Waa Laa   salvation army.  (never underestimate that place)
 Take care  '  Frank

[mullet]

 Frank, I really don't think that piece will chip very well. All thoce cool looking white bands running through it will not chip, it's limestone.

[stickbender]

     Cool!  Looks like a fosilized hornet nest !

                                      Wayne

[sailordad]

well ifn it wont chip well,i'll give ya $2 for it and you will have doubled your money
in this economy what more could you ask for lol

actualy its to bad ifn that wont knapp,it would make some of the coolest points ever seen

[Sparrow]

Dad blame it Mullet,there you go injecting reality into the eqaution,oh well. It's a cool looking rock none the less.I was looking at it with a magnifier and it appeared to have some little fractures here and there. Maybe I'll leave it a paper wieght.  Ha !  '  Frank

[stickbender]

     Frank, pay no attention to Mullet, he's just spouting some of that mining stuff.  Just remember the Wright Brothers, everyone told them man couldn't fly!  Ok, I will give you three dollars for that alien communication stone.  Those are not limestone veins, they are alien radio waves, caught on the screen of an ancient transceiver!

                                                                                    Wayne

                                        P.S. Did you ask where it came from?  Hey, put some tinfoil in the shape of a pyramid on your head, and sit in the lotus position, and talk to the stone, and see what happens......earth calling Venus, earth calling Venus, do you copy?

[xin]

Stickbender, you must be in contact with the same space aliens with  which I communicate.  I've found that I  get much better reception if I stop taking my Haldol and Thorazine.  These drugs somehow block my reception of alien radio waves, even if I'm wearing my triangular aluminum foil transcranial reception gear.  Give it a try, you'll see what I mean.

[stickbender]

     Xin, try massaging the little crystal at the base of your neck.  Works for me.

                                                          Wayne

[xin]

You, like myself, must have undergone an alien abduction if you have a crystal implanted at the base of your neck.  Those implanted crystals are great for both sending and receiving interstellar messages.  Even the power of the alien crystals is diminished by those fun killing antipsychotic medications.  Even by stroking the crystal I can hardly get a message out and can't get any messages in when I've got those pills in me.  How are we ever going to establish an interstellar federation without communication?

[stickbender]

     Xin, communication is always a key ingredient.  Perhaps, some coat hangers......   Or some Nar Can......That will clear the chemical interference.

                                                                                    Wayne