Stupid Saint Patrick's Day Limericks

[RidgeRunner]

No reason to let Hillbilly have all the fun...

Down the mountain the bolder did roll
It's crashing left a terrible toll
Move it, no one could
Like sentanal it had stood
Until Hillbilly cousins did chicken coop boll.....

That was as funny of story as I have ever heard....

David

[Hillbilly]

ssshhhhhhh.....

[Parnell]

There was a bald hunter named Fudd,
who tracked wascally wabbits through mud.
His head turned deep red,
when the fleeing rabbit said,
"Hey Elmer, go chew your cud!".

[Mechslasher]

steve, you stole the one i was thinking about with the ants.   but i'll give it a try:

there once was a hog hunter named hillbilly
he hunted in the heat til he was silly
he strung his bow
but it was a no go
he then brought out the big gun
but that was no fun
i saw him at sundown
but he forgot to look down
and on the way back
i thought he was having a heart attack
but it was the fire ants that were making him dance all around.

[medicinewheel]

Guys..about your poetry...well...don't quit your daytime job! 

[HatchA]

I have no limericks or poetry to offer but I will say "Happy Patrick's Day" from Ireland

[WOODSLORE]

There once was a groundhog so big
that he made my new bow seem like a twig
he was eatin my taters
so I said get ya laters
and went home to get me sumpin real big
I got me a tree that took a millienia to grow
and shaped it into a twelve-hundred pound bow
the next time I saw im he looked like hogzilla
but I sighted on up that big fella
my arra flew true like a rocket I knew
Id be haven that brute tonight fer supper
but woe is me for now you see
I  got a bow that herniates me

[cracker]

I once knew a guy with chiggers.
The whelps got bigger and bigger.
Next time says he no more chiggers you'll see.
My weapon a Jeep will be.
Guess who I'm talking about.

[Hillbilly]

steve, you stole the one i was thinking about with the ants.   but i'll give it a try:

there once was a hog hunter named hillbilly
he hunted in the heat til he was silly
he strung his bow
but it was a no go
he then brought out the big gun
but that was no fun
i saw him at sundown
but he forgot to look down
and on the way back
i thought he was having a heart attack
but it was the fire ants that were making him dance all around.

Hahahahahah.

There once was a feller named Chris
He did to me something like this:
He pulled up in the dark and parked on fahr ants
When I was standing there talking to him they all run up my pants
And 'bout five thousand of 'em gave me a kiss.

[mullet]

Ronnie,

[Mechslasher]

sorry steve.  i couldn't resist.

[cracker]

Sorry Eddie Thats the best I could do.

[recurve shooter]

lol thats got to be the funniest stuff iv read all day. 

[zenmonkeyman]

There once was a feller named Cover
Who was an outdated term lover
His every reply
Brought rolls to our eyes
'Til t'was said, "Take 'er and shove 'er!"

Haha Steve, couldn't resist.  'Twas all in good fun! 

[mullet]

 Awww Zen