BrotherDan...I think I heard that one the first time when I was in grade school!
It's still funny though...thought I'd bust a gut!
Shannon, I think Eddie might ought to bring one hog just for your own sake...maybe we could square you and Jesse off across a table from each other and see who falls over backwards in their chair first. Jesse is probably at a disadvantage right now due to just eatin' MRE's. Although they're high colorie I think.
Eddie, how you reckon sliced pineapple's cooked in with those collard greens would taste like? Could you try some before you come? Might could be a new annual dish for the Classic Pot Luck Dinner.
Okay, I'm gettin' too silly...