The deer they use around here are horribly shot up. They are held to gether with brown duct tape and baling wire. They look absolutely FAKE! And yet they nail one moron after another 6year in and year out.
Part of the evidence given at the trial (in the rare cases when they actually don't plead guilty) is the actual decoy. When it is wheeled into court the laughter is so out of control that the judge has to threaten to throw everyone out!
Despite my close connections to the game wardens in the area, I have never gotten to see the video of the guy ____ing the decoy. Apparently he had been drinking and thought it would entertain the Conservation Officers.
