You buy my ticket, and pay the baggage, and I am on my way!
I just hate to get groped by some of Barney Frank's former page boys, at the air port, since I refuse to be scanned, by a machine, that can cause retinal, testicular, kidney, and other damage, as well as skin cancer, and the fact that the TSA refuses to release their test data on the safety of it, and too many qualified doctors, and scientists tell of the dangers of it, if I had to fly, I would opt for the groping, and the fact that those machines, are EXPENSIVE, and not anywhere as effective as dogs, which is what the Russians use, and the FBI at their headquarters, and in Iraq, and Afghanistan, and the fact that the dogs are only about four to five thousand, compared to hundreds of thousands, and can detect molecules of a multitude of chemicals, even with a cover scent like w-d40, or gas. Just FYI.
But if you have relatives in England, just invite them over, and ask them to mail their luggage over here, and load up on rock, and you will treat them to some real genuine bar b que, and catfish and hush puppies, which is much better than bangers, and beans, and fish n chips.
I can get expensive, but especially so over there, where things are expensive to begin with. In fact, YOU should go visit them! Where bouts are they located? Make sure they take you to the lakes country.
Wayne
