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Offline toomanyknots

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Re: Shopping at the pet store for sinew...
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2011, 11:19:09 pm »
"You should have came up with some cock-n-bull story about rescuing this unbelievably beautiful dog from an abusive owner.  Then engage her in conversation and leave WITHOUT asking for her phone number.  It's critical to not ask right away.  Then you hotfoot it to the local pound where you pick out the scroungiest, nastiest, mangiest dog you can find.  Next day you come back with the dog, and tell her that "Gizmo" wanted to thank her for the wonderful treat she recommended.  She will ask for your number at that point."

lol  ;D You are a genius. You too aero, lol, rich mahagony furniture? lol
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"The way of heaven is like the bending of a bow-
 the upper part is pressed down,
 the lower part is raised up,
 the part that has too much is reduced,
 the part that has too little is increased."

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Offline aero86

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Re: Shopping at the pet store for sinew...
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2011, 11:45:14 pm »
yes, ron burgundy is my hero!  lol
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profsaffel  "clogs like the devil" I always figured Lucifer to be more of a disco kind of guy.

Offline DV IN MN

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Re: Shopping at the pet store for sinew...
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2011, 01:42:32 am »
I thiks I would have said: I just stand around looking through the dog treats waiting for a chance to talk to attractive women such as yourself and then got 50% off on the darn thing.
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Offline fishfinder401

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Re: Shopping at the pet store for sinew...
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2011, 01:48:39 am »
Quote from: DV IN MN on March 08, 2011, 01:42:32 am
I thiks I would have said: I just stand around looking through the dog treats waiting for a chance to talk to attractive women such as yourself and then got 50% off on the darn thing.
i think i might have to try both >:D( in reality i would stand there awkwardly like i always do)
noel
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warbows and fishing, what else is there to do?
modern technology only takes you so far, remove electricity and then what

Offline toomanyknots

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Re: Shopping at the pet store for sinew...
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2011, 02:25:13 am »
"in reality i would stand there awkwardly like i always do"

Ha, you and me both. Wouldn't matter, the wife has a sixth sense of anything female getting within 20 feet of me, so much as think the wrong thought and I know shes just gonna come busting threw the store window like super woman but angrier and stronger, :)
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"The way of heaven is like the bending of a bow-
 the upper part is pressed down,
 the lower part is raised up,
 the part that has too much is reduced,
 the part that has too little is increased."

- Tao Te Ching, 77, A new translation by Victor H. Mair

Offline criveraville

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Re: Shopping at the pet store for sinew...
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2011, 02:50:06 am »
laughing!!! Laughing!! Too funny... Great story.. How much are they per chew toy??? Really the thing to have done is said, "Im Michael Vick's personal assistant and I'm picking out a chew toy for his dog."  ;D ;D "Hes into Chihuahuas now....
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I was HECHO EN MEXICO, but assembled in Texas and I'm Texican as the day is long...  Psalm 127:4 As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.

Offline fishfinder401

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Re: Shopping at the pet store for sinew...
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2011, 07:48:41 pm »
Quote from: toomanyknots on March 08, 2011, 02:25:13 am
"in reality i would stand there awkwardly like i always do"

Ha, you and me both. Wouldn't matter, the wife has a sixth sense of anything female getting within 20 feet of me, so much as think the wrong thought and I know shes just gonna come busting threw the store window like super woman but angrier and stronger, :)
see i wont have your problem for a LOOOOONNNGGGG time, or even anything close unless an actual miracle happens :'(
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warbows and fishing, what else is there to do?
modern technology only takes you so far, remove electricity and then what
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