So I found a yew tree.....

[Bryce]

Hazelnut/filbert/witch hazel/whatever you want to call it it's all the same. Bush with acorn like nuts

-B

[Del the cat]

Makin' bows teaches patience (eventually). The Yew tree won't run away.
I've contacted a forrester on an estate down south about 'harvesting' a Yew limb back in April, he said I could have it for £60 but he wanted his guys to cut it. (Groan).
I managed to describe exactly where the tree was and sent pics, he's located it but it hasn't been cut yet .
I was down there last week and went and had a look... me and Mrs Cat could have cut it in 15 mins ! (She's my safety officer )
Probably some tosh about health and safety, insurance...
Calm calm... must be patient...
Problem is, if I now go and 'borrow' it he'll know it was me.
Although if it hasn't happened by next April...maybe who knows what could happen one dark and stormy night ?
Del

[Bryce]

That reminds me of my neighbors Yew tree. They went on vacation and when they came back a limb was missing! Now of course I noticed the limb was gone bc I'm very observant. But did they?......no.
And I know bc there not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Maybe the limb got tired of listening to a pack of Great Danes barking at 3 am. Its really anyone's guess really

-B

[Carson (CMB)]

That reminds me of my neighbors Yew tree. They went on vacation and when they came back a limb was missing! Now of course I noticed the limb was gone bc I'm very observant. But did they?......no.
And I know bc there not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Maybe the limb got tired of listening to a pack of Great Danes barking at 3 am. Its really anyone's guess really

-B