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Offline JW_Halverson

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Dangerously close...
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:28:50 pm »
...to breaching the rule against discussion of religion, but two new signs of the End Times:

1) Laser pointers in the broadheads for wheelie bows.  Yup, just saw the ad in the Safari Club International magazine and looked up their website.  Put the red dot on the game and pull the trigger.  *sigh*

2) I saw fat free vegan soy chorizo in the grocery store. 

Both are so wrong in sooooo many ways. 
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Offline jermcramp1

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Re: Dangerously close...
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 09:35:14 pm »
As for me and MY family, WE SHALL EAT MEAT!
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Offline YosemiteBen

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Re: Dangerously close...
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 09:39:48 pm »
i am a member of PETA! People for the Eating of Tasty Animals! >:D
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Offline Gus

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Re: Dangerously close...
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 10:46:21 pm »
I hear ya...

And Man I'm kinda fond of 'em and would hate to do it but if push came to shove we might have to eat the dogs neighbors...

 ;D

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Offline vinemaplebows

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Re: Dangerously close...
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2012, 02:25:41 am »
I think end times everytime I walk into Walmart. ;D
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Offline soy

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Re: Dangerously close...
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2012, 07:18:13 am »
Well im a getting fatter soy and went into walmart and saw me a laser beam >:D  ::)  ???
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Is this bow making a sickness? or the cure...

Offline paulsemp

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Re: Dangerously close...
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2012, 08:53:38 am »
"fat free vegan soy chorizo " That has to be the dumbest invention yet!!
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Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: Dangerously close...
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2012, 02:33:01 pm »
If meat is so bad then why do they bust a hump trying to copy it?  And not just copying the flavor and texture, but trying to copy the nutritional content?

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Offline Gus

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Re: Dangerously close...
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2012, 03:25:15 pm »
If Loving Meat is Wrong... I don't wanna be Right!

:)

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Offline vinemaplebows

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Re: Dangerously close...
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2012, 08:01:27 pm »
Don't worry guys they will soon be able to genetically modify corn, and beef together. YES, one day soon you will see neatly planted corn rows with a twist....there will be a beef hind quarter growing from each stock....and yes it was corn fed! :laugh:
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Offline Gus

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Re: Dangerously close...
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2012, 10:08:23 pm »
Corn Beef!!!

:)

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Offline fishfinder401

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Re: Dangerously close...
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2012, 10:47:36 pm »
ewwwww, soy :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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warbows and fishing, what else is there to do?
modern technology only takes you so far, remove electricity and then what
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