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Offline lowell

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2011, 06:09:51 pm »
Congrats.....hunting season is Autumn!!!!  Now you have Autumn all year long!!
My son says I shoot a stick with a stick!!

Offline Josh

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2011, 07:08:21 pm »
thanks again everyone!  @ Pat...Ha Ha Very funny.  ;D
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Offline Hillbilly

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2011, 08:58:03 pm »
Congratulations, Josh!!! Nothing like it, is there? :)
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Offline Gus

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2011, 03:50:53 pm »
Calf Roping Style Diaper Change Walk Through. (Can't really call this a Build Along).

1)  Lay baby on firm stable (Clean?) surface.
2)  Prep fresh diaper, open new diaper fully and spread out ruffles. Now hold new diaper under chin. Orintation of your choice.
3)  Undo diaper sticky tape on dirty diaper, Fold sticky tape back on itself to insure it doesn't catch on dirty diaper during high speed diaper removal.
4)  Pull front of dirty diaper away from baby enough to insure there is no poopys. (Poopy diaper changes process).
5)  Now firmly but not tightly grasp both feet in your up stream hand and lift baby's bottom off table.
6)  Fold back of dirty diaper up and tuck between baby's legs out of the way.
7)  Slide fresh diaper under baby's bum and align diaper to baby. Now lower baby onto Fresh diaper.
8)  Now in one fluid motion,(High Speed Part), Gently Release baby's feet, fully remove dirty diaper with upstream hand whilst rolling fresh diaper up into final position with downstream hand.
9)  Discard dirty diaper.
10) Obtain Final Fresh diaper alignment and secure sticky tape, and done.
(Throwing hands overhead and yelling "Time" is optional, my boys think it is funny.)

This works especially good with boys but have heard it could work with baby girls as well.

I got peed on three times by my first boy, but have only been hit once by my second son...  :)

Hope this is helpfull.

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Offline billy bowmaker

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2011, 04:23:22 pm »
Congratulations!  I've got a couple of those from a previous marriage:  they are 17 and 15 now!   New wife wants a baby; she doesn't have any.   hmmm....

Offline Blacktail

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2011, 03:30:06 am »
what a cutie...i beat you are one happy dad...i hope we will have a new bowyer soon...thanks for sharing..john

Offline bowtarist

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2011, 12:32:14 pm »
Good going new family!  She's a cute one.  I always put the clean diaper under the dirty one just in case of accidents, then pull the dirty one out and wallah, she'll be on the clean one.  you can do this onb the carpet to w/o a towel, but I'd practice alittle first.  My boys are 7 and 4.  Just now getting into archery.  They like the primitive stuff the best, breaking rock and cutting shoots and homemade broadheads and knives.  Make the most of it, they grow up fast.  This is the easy age, make the most of it.   Lots of Love, dpgratz
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Offline Elktracker

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2011, 01:23:06 am »
Congrats Josh! Cute kid! I got a second one on the way and my kid is the best thing I ever did in my life besides my wife. ;D Congrats!

Josh
my friends think my shops a mess, my wife thinks I have too much bow wood, my neighbors think im redneck white trash and they may all be right on the money!!

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Offline Hawkeye1974

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2011, 02:08:09 am »
Congratulations!!!!!  To you and your family.
If a guy can fire 3 arrows 125 meters he not only deserves his own movie.  He deserves his own reality show!!! 

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Offline Prarie Bowyer

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2011, 01:35:51 am »
congrats!

Offline criveraville

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2011, 02:55:01 pm »
That's a sweet looking family!  Congrats to you and your wife ;D
I was HECHO EN MEXICO, but assembled in Texas and I'm Texican as the day is long...  Psalm 127:4 As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.

Offline Parnell

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2011, 08:37:02 pm »
She's beautiful, Josh.  Congratulations!
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Offline BearG

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #42 on: August 19, 2011, 12:22:21 pm »
Congrats Josh!!!   And thank God she takes after here Mama ;D
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Offline NTD

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2011, 01:05:13 am »
Josh,
I don't know how I missed this.  Congratulations on a beautiful daughter!  Hope everything is going well with her and her Mom.  Welcome to fatherhood!
Nate Danforth

Offline Josh

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Re: I should be a Dad by Tuesday!(Pics added of Autumn)
« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2011, 11:45:47 am »
thank you everyone!  It definitely is a life-changer that's for sure.   :)
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