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Offline jthompson1995

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A Tennessee fishing story
« on: March 30, 2010, 10:28:15 am »
A friend sent me this in an email this morning, I though you guys would get a chuckle from it.

A Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp.  I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

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Re: A Tennessee fishing story
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 11:26:27 am »
 ;D  awesome
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Re: A Tennessee fishing story
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 11:30:31 am »
Everybody needs a fishing partner  ;)
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Re: A Tennessee fishing story
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 11:39:31 am »
Thanks I just sprayed coffee all over my monitor.Ron
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Re: A Tennessee fishing story
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 01:30:54 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Tennessee fishing story
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 02:59:13 pm »
Made Me laugh...... ;D
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Re: A Tennessee fishing story
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 08:27:39 pm »
It's a good one alright :)

Offline Pat B

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Re: A Tennessee fishing story
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2010, 12:19:22 am »
I think I know that snake! :D
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Re: A Tennessee fishing story
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2010, 09:57:37 pm »
Is this him??



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Re: A Tennessee fishing story
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2010, 11:30:26 pm »
no this is Him........... ;D

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Offline jthompson1995

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Re: A Tennessee fishing story
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2010, 10:20:45 am »
That's enough backings for a few bows!
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Offline Badger

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Re: A Tennessee fishing story
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2010, 10:40:57 am »
   That was one smart snake, good one! Steve