Primitive Archer
Main Discussion Area => Bows => Topic started by: DuBois on August 28, 2013, 04:14:11 pm
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OK, I must not be the first to ask this but can you get good sinew from the dong? :o ;D
I am thinking there must be some reason it won't work but have never heard it mentioned either good or bad.
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well it ott to be stretchy >:D
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a wiener is a wiener and a tendon is a tendon. it's like comparing apples and oranges
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A little Pizzle for your Bizzle.
Grady
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Lol well you better make your you put snake skin on you Weiner......... Bow lol >:D
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:laugh: I generally chew the sinew when getting ready to wrap points or feathers. Think I'd have to pass on that one. It's a macho thing!!!
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Lmao it would be a snake on top of a Weiner on top of hard wood lol hahaha
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If you put snake skins over your pizzle backed snakewood bow it would be a genuine snake bow then.
Grady
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Got to throw my hand in,
I wonder if you added Viagra to the hide glue you may get more reflex?
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Got to throw my hand in,
I wonder if you added Viagra to the hide glue you may get more reflex?
I'm betting you would have to re-tiller it after you used the Viagra. Ed
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Did you actually expect to get a straight answer? I investigated this and according to Wikipedia there is tendon in there but they dry the whole (WHOLE!!!!) thing so there is a bunch of other stuff in there too. Maybe too much trouble. Not to mention the ribbing you would take as long as you owned the bow.
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Its been done. Use the search feature on paleoplanet and you will find a few results.
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lol when the bow is done just start handing it to people and ask how they like holding bull dong lol. this is my favorite post ever lol
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I laughed so hard I cried and my sides hurt!!!! ;D :'( >:D You guys are the best!!!!
G
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Ditto!
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I'm guessing it would pick up pound-age when you used doe pee ... shaaaaaaWing!!!! ::)
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I would be afraid of the limbs going limp over time.
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Wouldn't you be backing wood with wood?
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lmao i got a nother one.......
make sure the bull isnt over 40 hahahahahaha
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I dont think it would be very stiff in the cold...
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OK DuBois you got your answer. I think this subject is getting a bit out of hand.
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Out of hand.... snicker.... :laugh:
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OK DuBois you got your answer. I think this subject is getting a bit out of hand.
It started out of hand and has gotten worse. For once I am going to excercise restraint and not chip in. I have tried editing a couple of lines that are running around in my head, but fact remains this is a family site and I don't wanna get my first off-line warning.
My head hurts now.
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Man you guys really bit on this one big time. I love these responses LMAO...... I didn't realize this topic would get such a great swelling of responses (sorry, I had to) >:D
I am in possession of one bison penis (no joke) and just thought I would ask.
I laughed so hard I cried and my sides hurt!!!! ;D :'( >:D You guys are the best!!!!
G
Thanks and I do apologize Pat. I will try to be a better member ;D
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That sucks, I would have LOVED to see what you had to say jw.
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DuBois, you asked a legitimate question but if I let this banter go on the FCC would have shut us down. ::) I'm sure I could come up with a remark also but this site isn't the place for it.
Check out the PaleoPlanet suggestion.
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And be warned, the paleoplanet suggestion has plenty of the same posts.
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:-[ :-X ::) :laugh:
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OK, I'm done :embarassed:.
I really do have access to more so I thought I would see if it had been done.
I did check the other site and it actually has been done, so I will proceed and try to be a bit more PC when I update on if it works out well.
Thanks to all who responded, it was fun for a while :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Hehehehe he said member! Rotflmfao! I was the cut up in school can you tell?
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Very little bit is sinew mostly mussle. But I read where some of the western tribles use buff. dongs.
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Go for it.I'm afraid you will get disappointed by the performance though.I once made a small pouch out of the nut sack.Like the humorous comments comments.....LOL.
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awesome posts but in all seriousness, wouldnt it be more like a rawhide backing than a sinew one?
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I've heard of them being used as walking canes too.
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The butcher I got it from said as youths in Germany, they used to cut them in half and dry them then carried it in his sleeve as a night stick-OUCH!
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Got to throw my hand in,
I wonder if you added Viagra to the hide glue you may get more reflex?
I'm betting you would have to re-tiller it after you used the Viagra. Ed
If it stays reflexed for more than 4 hours you need to call a Dr. :o ;D ;D ;D :laugh:
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Well, I just couldn't let it go :-[ :-[
I nailed it up in the shed and after dry time of months I remembered it was there and got to work on it.
Very hard to pull apart and actually had to use a vice and knife to get the end started coming apart. Took a lot of work to get a total of an Oz. of sinew and it doesn't pull off in long strands well.
I think I may try this one more time and attempt to stretch it out and scrape out the insides of a couple of these rascals and keep them all in one wide long and flat piece that could be glued on with a splice in the grip.
As I took the pliers to it it seemed to have some areas that came off in wide sheets that I think would be awesome for some kind of sinew patch since the fibers are more unidirectional than linear, and other fibers seemed like normal sinew. There were also some fibers that became just like a rubber band when wet (shriveled up real short and then stretched real long until the limit and then no give whatsoever)
I put some of the wider bits in some beet juice and dyed em just for the heck of it.
Well then, that concludes it. Yes you can get sinew from the dong.
I foresee "The Donger" bow eventually coming from this batch.
Thank you for your time...GOod day
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i did this once... but when i went to shoot it in the pasture there were a couple female cows....
i couldn't draw the bow cause the poundage tripled... *(sorry pat.... i had to)
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This is an entertaining read haha. Cheers- Brendan
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This isn't even right.
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I'm sure it would stiffen your wood up pretty good.
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Gutshot +1
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Bull >:( soup is a delicacy in some cultures. I'd personally trade my bag of dicks for a bag of deer legs and make leg sinew.
I tried my best to make a serious post, but it's almost impossible given the subject.
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Funny , but come on guys, family site ya know. :) And yes I am sure I could come up with something given the subject, but I will pass. ;)
Pappy
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This has been a great laugh but I really was serious when I asked the initial question, and I think I have arrived at an answer.
Yes you can.
Not as time efficient as leg or back sinew and probably not as good for performance either.
awesome posts but in all seriousness, wouldnt it be more like a rawhide backing than a sinew one?
I'm guessing it would be somewhere closer to sinew performance but much more work than a rawhide backing and not really worth the extra work unless you want a novelty bow.
I do plan to try scraping the meat out of 2 fresh ones and applying them whole to each limb on a real short bow and then seeing what kind of reflex it will pull into. That seems like the only way to make it worth messing with again.
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being totally serious now..
i've never put sinew on a bow.. that looks like a pretty large amount of sinew you extracted... would that be enough to back an entire bow?
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This reminds me of the katana Howard Clark made using a Walrus oosick for a hilt, if you don't know what an oosick is, feel free to look it up, lol.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/25/15/48/251548fa4632af59bd3369c43ca5ef6f.jpg)
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I wonder how it would stand up to cutting Timber Bamboo or wet Tatami?
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Knowing Clark's work, I'd say in the hands of a skilled swordsman no bamboo or tatami would stand a chance. It's been a fantasy of mine to one day own a Howard Clark or a Michael Bell katana.