Primitive Archer

Main Discussion Area => Bows => Topic started by: blades7558 on May 15, 2011, 07:14:52 pm

Title: I need a good traditional bow phrase!
Post by: blades7558 on May 15, 2011, 07:14:52 pm: Im going to have a large decal made for the back window of my jeep and im going to have a long bow laid horizontally and a phrase underneath of it.
the only phrases ive come up with are : "Real men use their wood" or "Real men shoot stick bows"
if you have any suggestions please post i will consider every option.
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Post by: toomanyknots on May 15, 2011, 07:36:27 pm: "Real men use their wood"

lol
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Post by: blackhawk on May 15, 2011, 08:32:16 pm: Real men don't need training wheels on there bows. :D
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Post by: osage outlaw on May 15, 2011, 08:54:33 pm: Caution: Driver is packing wood

Real men make their bows

Wheels are for sissies
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Post by: MWirwicki on May 15, 2011, 10:10:41 pm: Sportin' Wood

Real Men Do It The Old Way

Got Wood?

Morning Wood
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Post by: blades7558 on May 15, 2011, 10:28:29 pm: YES! this is what im talking about! keep em coming!
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Post by: osage outlaw on May 15, 2011, 10:30:40 pm: Going native

Doing it the native way.
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Post by: ErictheViking on May 15, 2011, 10:31:34 pm: No wheels...just wood
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Post by: cracker on May 15, 2011, 10:33:07 pm: Warning driver in a primitive state of mind.
Wood is good.
Keep honking I'm stringing up.
Rocks wood and string my kind of thing.
No trigger needed.
I'll keep the wood you keep the change.
Born on a mountain raised in a cave huntin with wood is all I crave.
Glass is something you drink out of.
Made my own and brought meat home.
Ooga Booga
Sticks and stones not wheels or phones.
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Post by: RG on May 15, 2011, 10:48:28 pm: If you have to ask you wouldnt understand

Ron
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Post by: cracker on May 15, 2011, 10:52:07 pm: Quote from: RG on May 15, 2011, 10:48:28 pm
If you have to ask you wouldnt understand

Ron
I think we have a winner.
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Post by: HoBow on May 15, 2011, 11:11:23 pm: all good ones ;)
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Post by: RG on May 15, 2011, 11:12:40 pm: Walk softly and carry a bent stick

Ron
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Post by: mullet on May 15, 2011, 11:21:01 pm: Mechslasher has already made a nice window decal, " Primitive Archer, Put'in Stone to the Bone". I have one on my Jeep and Camper.
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Post by: HickoryBill on May 15, 2011, 11:29:50 pm: My Favorite " Primitive archery you wOOdn't understand"
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Post by: cracker on May 15, 2011, 11:58:40 pm: I would with my wood.
Too much wood still aint enough.
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Post by: sailordad on May 16, 2011, 12:00:09 am: any wood is good wood
if used properly
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Post by: Josh on May 16, 2011, 12:15:59 am: Quote from: mullet on May 15, 2011, 11:21:01 pm
Mechslasher has already made a nice window decal, " Primitive Archer, Put'in Stone to the Bone". I have one on my Jeep and Camper.

I got mine on my truck too. ;D I am really glad I got one of those from Chris.
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Post by: ken75 on May 16, 2011, 12:18:23 am: i cant follow all that wood

hey does the magazine sell logos
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Post by: Elktracker on May 16, 2011, 01:00:15 am: Quote from: blackhawk on May 15, 2011, 08:32:16 pm
Real men don't need training wheels on there bows. :D

I like this one ;D there are allot of funny ones on here though. I have been wanting to get some shirts made and I think some of these may go on the shirts, hope you dont mind ;D
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Post by: Pat B on May 16, 2011, 01:37:59 am: I have one of Chris' on my truck.
Ronnie I liked yours..."I'll keep the wood, you take the change".
or..."just because it is simple doesn't mean it is easy!"
...or just..."K.I.S.S!"
"Following 12,000 years of success!"
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Post by: Del the cat on May 16, 2011, 09:16:05 am: No machines were harmed during the making of my bow.(Or no machines were used... just don't tell 'em about your bandsaw)
If ya don't make 'em ya shouldn't shoot 'em.
Fibre glass? Metal? Sorry I don't understand...
From tree to bow with no artificial additives.
Fancy modern bows? You can stick 'em.
Del
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Post by: PEARL DRUMS on May 16, 2011, 09:53:08 am: leave the back window empty and keep 'em guessin!
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Post by: RyanY on May 16, 2011, 10:38:17 am: Wheels are for cars. Fiberglass is for boats.
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Post by: blades7558 on May 16, 2011, 11:21:40 am: RG both of yours are really good, del i love "no machines were harmed" pat i also like following 12,000 years of sucess. osage, i think i might have a completly different sticker for the wheels are for sissies. im thinking a picture of a cam with the little dude peeing on it or a circle and a slash through it.
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Post by: Kentb on May 16, 2011, 11:37:12 am: Real men shoot em with hardwood
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Post by: Lee Slikkers on May 16, 2011, 01:38:48 pm: Quote from: mullet on May 15, 2011, 11:21:01 pm
Mechslasher has already made a nice window decal, " Primitive Archer, Put'in Stone to the Bone". I have one on my Jeep and Camper.

Mullet, are those decals still available any where?
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Post by: JackCrafty on May 16, 2011, 01:52:05 pm: Get Bent

If You Can Read This You Are Within Arrow Range

;D
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Post by: HatchA on May 16, 2011, 02:09:38 pm: Quote from: cracker on May 15, 2011, 10:33:07 pm
Keep honking I'm stringing up.

Mind if I nab that one?? It's pure brilliance!!! ;D;D;D
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Post by: Del the cat on May 16, 2011, 02:48:39 pm: Quote from: jackcrafty on May 16, 2011, 01:52:05 pm
Get Bent

If You Can Read This You Are Within Arrow Range

;D
Nice one ;D
Del
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Post by: cracker on May 16, 2011, 03:03:25 pm: Quote from: HatchA on May 16, 2011, 02:09:38 pm
Quote from: cracker on May 15, 2011, 10:33:07 pm
Keep honking I'm stringing up.

Mind if I nab that one?? It's pure brilliance!!! ;D;D;D
Procede good sir if you make a million I want comission.Ron ;D
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Post by: SEMO_HUNTER on May 16, 2011, 04:20:38 pm: Quote from: RG on May 15, 2011, 11:12:40 pm
Walk softly and carry a bent stick

Ron
I like that one and was going to suggest it, but Ron beat me to it.
If you get a bloody arrow decal to go with it you can add "Here comes the Pain!" somewhere under the arrow.
I've actually got some arrow wraps with that printed on them in red, looks really wicked.
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Post by: Lee Slikkers on May 16, 2011, 04:28:02 pm: Yeah, but you're just a cold hearted killer Chris ;) >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
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Post by: Ifrit617 on May 16, 2011, 07:25:43 pm: Real men don't need wheels... We got wood.
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Post by: HatchA on May 16, 2011, 07:54:49 pm: or...

"Real men don't need wheels... We pull our weight!"
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Post by: cracker on May 16, 2011, 08:59:46 pm: Make it from wood eliminate the middle man.
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Post by: JW_Halverson on May 17, 2011, 01:14:38 am: I haven't read a bad one in the bunch! Some of them will be stolen by yours truly.

I have a photo of a trophy (to me) deer I shot with a real bow. I was able to have it printed with the words "No sights. No wheels. Just archery" across the bottom.
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Post by: Ifrit617 on May 17, 2011, 01:20:04 am: Hatch that's awsome... I may just use that for something in the future.
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Post by: BowJunkie on May 17, 2011, 09:05:00 pm: Primitive archers give deeper penetration.
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Post by: criveraville on May 18, 2011, 01:02:48 pm: I dream, fantasize and think about wood all the time... Cant get enough good wood 8)

But that's gonna be mine :o
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Post by: Dag on May 18, 2011, 02:31:52 pm: This one always stirred up the compound guys in my college club...
"If you have to pull a trigger is it really archery?"
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Post by: JackCrafty on May 18, 2011, 05:53:44 pm: Making the world a better place, one stave at a time.
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Post by: Lee Slikkers on May 18, 2011, 07:45:01 pm: Yum...Keira!

(oops, did I say that out loud? >:D)
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Post by: DLH on May 18, 2011, 07:54:22 pm: Morning or evening wood is good.