Lol, perhaps not willie, I wouldn't be opposed to it either!
I live in Southern Ontario which is highly cultivated, so a lot of farmland and cities, and very very very little crown land or bush lots, unfortunately. Most of the maple here I believe is red, white, and sugar maple, are they any good? You'd have to go up north a few hours drive to find actual bushland and a larger variety of trees. I do know some people with bush, though, so I might hit them up and see what's around.
On a very different note, I have some bamboo flooring, so bamboo planed down and laminated, and I'd like to know if that would be a decent-ish backing for an Ipe or oak bow?