Yep, waste of time on those knotty staves, you'll never make a bow from it. Nope, you'll never get it to full draw. It won't last long enough to get a full draw pic.
And now that you have proved all that horse hockey wrong, welcome to the club. We are all miscreants and maladapted idiots here. You fit right in, sir, right bloody well in! Glad to have you, and we'll be even happier if you keep posting your work!