You guys are too funny.
D. Tiller should have added another rule.....NO TANTRUMS.
Some ideas that have not been mentioned yet:
Snake bow...Self-explanitory....just start wrestling with it or throw it down on the trail and start taking pictures...."Wow, that's a cool snake!"
Paddle bow.....make the bow look like an actual paddle (for a canoe) and ask passersby "Hey! You know where the nearest lake is??".
Psycho bow....a bow that looks like a bloody axe (no one will mess with you...and it helps if you look like Jack Nicholson in
The Shining).
Boomerang bow.....when someone walks by just throw it away and it will come back when they are gone.
Seriously.....most of us have read at least the first TBB and making as small bow is not a problem if it's wide enough. True, you will look like a trail sign while holding the bow but at least you can kill a deer with it.