My soon to be 13 year old nephew has a Technic Lego set I want to trade him for. It's worth £75 so I asked his parents what he might like me to make for him. He came back with a crossbow.

I've already explained to his parents that I doubt I have the engineering skills for a crossbow, I don't have any metal fabrication equipment and va hand crafted crossbow is probably worth many times more than £75, and while I don't mind giving him a good deal because he's my nephew I'm not sure that trading a £75 Lego set for a several hundred pound piece of hand crafted engineering is going to teach him anything about how life works. Anyway, today he came back to me and said he still wants a crossbow, and now he's specified a stock and a metal prod too.
To get to the point, I need to let him down gently. So that I can give him a reasoned answer, please can you guys help me with a few questions...
1. What sort of draw weight would a metal prod produce, and would it be remotely safe for a 13 year old to use?
2. What is the simplest possible trigger mechanism - I really don't have a clue so I don't know if I would be even capable of making the thing.
3. What sort of labour time would be involved in making a supremely basic crossbow that is actually safe to give to someone else assuming a moderate engineering and craft knowledge?
I've had a look around t'internet and seen a few things. They all scare me witless.
