Not my own story but my wife told me a good one once. She got a call from a salesman when she was young trying to sell her a vacuum cleaner by telling her how good it was cleaning carpets. She told him she lived in an apartment and didn't have any rugs only wood floors so he asked her what she cleaned her floors with. She told him with a broom but he misunderstood and though she had said witch broom so she said " yes I'm a Witch and I fly around on my broom all day after cleaning my floors". Apparently he had a good laugh over that one and it made his day so she said to him " well you got my number so call back anytime".