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Offline JW_Halverson

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Sad news out of Yellowstone
« on: December 24, 2016, 11:51:33 am »
Missing Czecheslovakian hiker was found near the Blue Springs Geyser system.  He had been killed and eaten by a grizzly.  A large sow and cubs were found nearby and she was shot.  Contents of her stomach did not reveal any human remains or DNA.  The unseasonably warm fall had not driven the normal patterns for hibernation and the bears are still fairly active even at this time of year.
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Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2016, 11:53:48 am »
Turns out a smaller male was also in the area and his stomach contents proved he was the culprit. 

Scientists are stunned.  They are scrambling to explain.  Apparently, nobody believed it was actually true that

THE CZECH REALLY WAS IN THE MALE!


A very Merry Christmas to one and all.  I hope 2017 is good to everyone!
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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2016, 01:16:08 pm »
Such a morbid mind you have there JDub, but it's nice to know payment's coming!  >:D >:D
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Offline Hawkdancer

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2016, 01:19:59 pm »
Right in there with the rattlesnake canteens :)!
Hawkdancer
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Offline willie

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2016, 01:24:01 pm »
you would think that the biologists had done their homework better, and not shot a sow with cubs without good reason.
Around here in Alaska, it is well known that boars are usually responsible for most of the predation attacks an humans.
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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2016, 03:05:31 pm »
Hahaha. Wow JW....
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Offline Del the cat

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2016, 03:08:08 pm »
D'oh... you had me strung along all the way sniff at the trail of crumbs you left for me...
You sir are a tease monkey of the first order!
Have a good 'un.
Del :laugh:
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Offline bubby

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2016, 04:55:02 pm »
your a dog jw lol
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Offline PaulN/KS

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2016, 05:58:08 pm »
I guess this would bearly qualify as a shaggy dog story..?  ::)
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Offline willie

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2016, 06:09:06 pm »
Hunh??   it might be a  joke?
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Offline Buffalogobbler

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2016, 06:58:45 pm »
JW,
Check your calendar it's Christmas not April 1st!!!
You had me hook line and sinker!

Kevin
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Offline PaulN/KS

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2016, 07:36:46 pm »
Quote from: willie on December 24, 2016, 06:09:06 pm
Hunh??   it might be a  joke?

Yep...  :D
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Offline Redhand

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2016, 08:18:47 pm »
Hahaha. Right Right.  :laugh:
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Offline jeffhalfrack

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2016, 09:40:10 pm »
Hmmm,,,,,I got nothing,,,,,,,have. A Merry Christmas  Jeff w
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Stringman

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Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2016, 10:09:31 pm »

THE CZECH REALLY WAS IN THE MALE!


Say it aloud.  8)
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