You are old???
So I have this girl so pretty it could be considered a lethal weapon come walking into the little wine and liquor boutique where I work. She picks up some girly drink sugary crap and come to the counter. I ask for her ID and read it over carefully, comparing height and weight and the photo to the person in front of me because she could be using a fake ID or her older sister/friend's drivers license, whatever! Sure enough, it's her and she's of legal age, so I ring up her purchases and send her out the door. As she is heading out the door I am staring at her departure and I think to myself....
[/DANG! I BET HER MOM IS HOT! i]