Greg, I've not had the privilege of meeting Dave's grandma. But having met Dave's dad and knowing Dave, I'm guessing she's no pushover!
Also, I expect Dave's best wood is stored in the "secret" room of his new place. Under lock/key and guarded by 2 big dachshounds!
Actually, have been blessed with some primo staves that a bunch of you yahooo's have been so kind to give me. So will soon get over the HD disappoinyment. Hehehehehe