Have you thought about using the rubber like material they use for putting in tile on the floor of showers, or the stuff they use for flat roofs?
Hedgeapple, he could build a chicken coop, on the front, instead of a tool box.
That would give it a redneck upper class look! OOOOhhh,
you could call the camper ....... oooohh ...... are you ready ......"The chiken hock! You know like the chicken hawk in the WB cartoons, The little guy who grabs Fog Horn Leg Horn, by the neck, and says "Are yas gonna come along peacefully, or am I gonna have to muss ya up a bit?!" You could paint a drum stick under the name! Drum stick, hock.......like ham hock, only chiken hock.... Chiken, is a red neck Chicken, looks the same, tastes the same ,but it isn't spelled with a " z ".
ah,it was just an idea....... sigh...... but in my minds eye, it looked perfect......
Comming along right nice! Thanks for sharing, keep us updated with lots of pictures.
Wayne
P.S. do you think you could talk your Wife into posing with a bonnet on her head, and a corn cob pipe in her, mouth, and holding a big wooden spoon, in one hand and a dutch oven, or big frying pan in her other hand, standing by the door? Yeah, I didn't think so either, but it was a thought