Oh man, now that is upsetting. This is why we cant have nice things! Gosh.
Cor real though, if you split it chances are it wont go perfectly back, so you will have to sand it flat and glue the halves together. But, if you do that, may as well glue in a nice walnut accent insert on both sides after splitting it and let the boo turn brown, then dye it red with a matt finish, and a dark leather bottom and strap.