Riddle me this, Ladies and Gents:
Is there any way to salvage a branch that looked pretty good with the bark on, but turns out to have like 180+ degrees of twist over 6 ft?
Answer: Walking stick?
I will say that trying to split a corkscrew was an interesting experience.
The city arborist was nice enough to give permission to take a few shoots from some very old lilacs in one of the parks near here; they're like 20 ft tall and really overgrown, so I thought I could find a few straight ones in the shady places, which sort of worked. TBB IV has some positive things to say about lilac, so I thought I'd scored bigtime. Alas...