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Offline WillS

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2015, 02:22:59 pm »
But stick a rubber sucker on the front.  Juxtaposition is truly terrifying.

Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2015, 02:23:39 pm »
And pink cresting with a Hello Kitty logo.
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Offline sleek

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2015, 04:08:39 pm »
Ana and and aw warning label that says,  " Keep out of children. "
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Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2015, 04:30:09 pm »
Ana and and aw warning label that says,  " Keep out of children. "

Great, just snorted sauvignon blanc out my nose!  How do you expect me to look hoity-toity drinking wine outa my red solo cup when you keep making me blow like a firehose?
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Offline sleek

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2015, 04:43:41 pm »
I have finally made JW laugh. My work here is done.
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Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2015, 05:07:33 pm »
I have finally made JW laugh. My work here is done.

Oh no, this was not the first time or the only time.  You have posted several of your bows!   :P
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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2015, 05:12:59 pm »
Hahahahaha

Offline sleek

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2015, 05:39:56 pm »
You know, had you not posted that I would have been disappointed in you jw.
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Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2015, 08:11:18 pm »
You can almost smell the love in the air, right?

Now that we have totally hijacked your thread, familyfriendlyname, did anything resonate with you? 

(By the way, I am looking at a particularly thorny rose cane in my garden and thinking how I can embed double edged razors for fletching.  I already got a 3" diameter rubber suction cup for the other end!  I swear, I am gonna do this arrow!)
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Offline sleek

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2015, 08:18:04 pm »
Complete with warning note I hope?
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Offline familyfriendlyname

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2015, 09:18:45 pm »
Gee, why don't you two marry each other?... ::)

I was thinking, maybe using black feathers (or dyeing them black) as fletching...

The rose cane isn't a bad idea, leave an extra few inches with some thorns on, or just darken a normal dowel a little, and blacken the point too. Maybe a barbed point of I can find them cheaply.

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2015, 12:30:13 am »
Check local archery regs. Barbed points are illegal in PA, not sure about elsewhere.
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Offline Forresterwoods

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2015, 03:39:15 pm »
The ones I make from Leopardwood are VERY evil looking...lol

Offline stickbender

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2015, 09:05:53 pm »
Well J.W. I think you have to shoot that arrow out of a cross bow, or you might be missing a digit, or two.  As for drinking your wine out of a red Dixie cup, just hold your little pinkie up, or just drink it out of the box.  Oh, don't forget to use an embroidered hankie, to lightly dab the wine snot off your upper lip, and chin.  I would suggest a nice Brie to go with that, but now that you have nose cheese, on your face, I think you can forego that.  Oh as for a nasty looking arrow, how about painting it with a coral snake pattern, or get a a coral snake skin and put on it, and use yellow,black, and red fletching

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Offline unkieford

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Re: How To Make Arrows Look Evil
« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2015, 09:34:52 pm »
Skip the barbed point. Use a rusty old hypodermic filled with neon green liquid.

---Ford---

* this post is intended to be amusing. Rusty hypos are dangerous, and should be disposed of safely.  8)