Good idea, to make it removable, just not too easily removed.
Wouldn't want it to come off while on the way to the Classic!
And don't let them make fun of your having to stand on a bucket to kick a duck in the butt! Besides, you will notice that Mullet will be hanging around you a lot at the Classic to make himself look a bit taller!
So you will have excellent company, while others will have to mingle to find someone to talk to. You will be able to talk to Eddie, and gain a wealth of knowledge, while providing a service to him.
Wayne