Bring girl scout cookies..... wait, bring a girl scout, better yet, her mom! Wait, that doesnt guarantee anything, ummmm a boy scout, yeah, thats it! Say its for a merit badge.... but dont get the boy scout to lying, sooooo find a boy, go to the thrift shop, pop some tags, get a boy scout uniform.... no wait. Ditch the boy scout. Go buy YOURSELF a boy scout outfit and say your a scout master and you need the staves for survival training and the future of America depends on him. Its his patriotic duty. Then once you get him motivated, he will cut them for you, you shake his hand, us a politicians voice and say " your country thanks you sir!" Hand him an " I voted " sticker, little made in China American flag ( so ironic ) and ask him to vote for you next election.
he will be so confused he wont know what hit him. If you think I've gone a little Looney, I am a student of Bugs Bunny.