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Offline JoJoDapyro

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Re: How to talk someone into letting you trim their tree?
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2015, 03:50:35 pm »
Quote from: Marks on January 21, 2015, 03:26:45 pm
Easier to get forgiveness than permission. Go at night. Wear black. Handsaw.
It is about 9 feet from a 5 lane road lol. I have thought about it!
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Re: How to talk someone into letting you trim their tree?
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2015, 02:45:41 pm »
Quote from: JoJoDapyro on January 21, 2015, 03:50:35 pm
Quote from: Marks on January 21, 2015, 03:26:45 pm
Easier to get forgiveness than permission. Go at night. Wear black. Handsaw.
It is about 9 feet from a 5 lane road lol. I have thought about it!

Wear a hardhat and a reflective vest and they will think you belong there.  >:D
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Offline sleek

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Re: How to talk someone into letting you trim their tree?
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2015, 03:16:16 pm »
You can get away with burying a body wearing that.
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Offline Joec123able

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Re: How to talk someone into letting you trim their tree?
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2015, 03:48:25 pm »
Just walk up to them wearing a badge and they will listen to anything you tell them  8)
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Offline jeffp51

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Re: How to talk someone into letting you trim their tree?
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2015, 10:43:22 pm »
Tyke you can get me drunk as soon as I have a second wife--but I'm with Joe, one ought to be enough for anyone.
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Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: How to talk someone into letting you trim their tree?
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2015, 10:54:27 pm »
Apparently, one was one too many for me.
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Offline JoJoDapyro

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Re: How to talk someone into letting you trim their tree?
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2015, 11:46:26 pm »
I will talk to them tomorrow. I'm getting tires on my car and an alignment right across the street.
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Offline sleek

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Re: How to talk someone into letting you trim their tree?
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2015, 01:59:41 am »
Bring girl scout cookies..... wait, bring a girl scout, better yet, her mom! Wait, that doesnt guarantee anything, ummmm a boy scout, yeah, thats it! Say its for a merit badge.... but dont get the boy scout to lying, sooooo find a boy, go to the thrift shop, pop some tags, get a boy scout uniform.... no wait. Ditch the boy scout. Go buy YOURSELF a boy scout outfit and say your a scout master and you need the staves for survival training and the future of America depends on him. Its his patriotic duty. Then once you get him motivated, he will cut them for you, you shake his hand, us a politicians voice and say " your country thanks you sir!" Hand him an " I voted " sticker, little made in China American flag ( so ironic ) and ask him to vote for you next election.
he will be so confused he wont know what hit him. If you think I've gone a little Looney,  I am a student of Bugs Bunny.
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Re: How to talk someone into letting you trim their tree?
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2015, 01:57:21 pm »
Bugs bunny always gets what he wants. Good life Lesson!
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Offline Aaron H

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Re: How to talk someone into letting you trim their tree?
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2015, 09:50:18 am »
Quote from: sleek on January 24, 2015, 01:59:41 am
Bring girl scout cookies..... wait, bring a girl scout, better yet, her mom! Wait, that doesnt guarantee anything, ummmm a boy scout, yeah, thats it! Say its for a merit badge.... but dont get the boy scout to lying, sooooo find a boy, go to the thrift shop, pop some tags, get a boy scout uniform.... no wait. Ditch the boy scout. Go buy YOURSELF a boy scout outfit and say your a scout master and you need the staves for survival training and the future of America depends on him. Its his patriotic duty. Then once you get him motivated, he will cut them for you, you shake his hand, us a politicians voice and say " your country thanks you sir!" Hand him an " I voted " sticker, little made in China American flag ( so ironic ) and ask him to vote for you next election.
he will be so confused he wont know what hit him. If you think I've gone a little Looney,  I am a student of Bugs Bunny.
 

Hahaha, I actually started laughing out loud and everyone at work started looking at me funny.
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Offline JoJoDapyro

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Re: How to talk someone into letting you trim their tree?
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2015, 04:16:15 pm »
I'll see if I can get over there this week. It is on my way home from work. Funerals and burials were far more important.
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