Oh my God, did you hear about that guy in the dorm the swat team surrounded, and broke into his room, and dragged him away?!!
He was making gasp, stone knives, and arrowheads, so they could not be detected by the college security, and airport scanners! I think, I need to go sit down and have a double Swiss cocoa, California cherry, Chia seed latte! Maybe I could call Mother, and she can console me like does whenever there is a thunder storm....
OK, you can't have a bow and arrow in the dorm....... so uh, make miniature ones, as uh, research projects for the thesis you are doing for graduation..... Yeah, that's the ticket..... Hmmmm, some little full circle horn bows, like the Japanese women of nobility carried in their carriages. Quite deadly little boogers. Uh, I mean, quite silly, little toys......
You could say, you are testing the properties of various materials, and their tension strength, when used in combinations......
Wayne