A friend of mine manages a fishing lake. It has a hiking trail around it. There was a dead standing osage tree near the trail that was pipe straight for the first eight feet and a diameter of about 18 inches. We both knew that dead trees are very HAZARDOUS to the hikers, so in an act of total community service on my part, and dedication to his job on his part, we opted to fell the offending tree.
In further service to the lake and its patrons, I volunteered to split it up and hall it away!
In all seriousness, this could be some of the finest osage that i have ever cut.