Alright, man cave!
Be careful about taking Bone Pile up on his offer to christen it, I think it was a misprint, I don't think that is what he meant.
Besides if he "Christens" it, it might start rusting, or corroding! Vell make sure dat you haf der papers, for der final inspection! Just get some PBR schnaps, snitzsel and cheese, and she will sign you off. Then again, she might cite you for bribery, and she will haf vays to make you talk..... Anyway, enough making fun of things that bug us, I am glad you got through all the hoops, and redundancy that is the City government, and have your man cave becoming a reality. Too bad, you don't live in the outskirts of the city. Probably the reason the guy was late with delivery, is he had to shake the illegals out, and wash out the debris that was left. Or make the delivery of Colombian vision dust, first.
Have fun, and enjoy. You could get two or three, and put them side by side, and cut the middle side section out, and have extra width. The Father of a Friend of mine who lives not too far from Eddie, made an apartment out of one, in his back yard. Actually it is his man cave, but it is all decked out, is quite the neat little hurricane retreat.
Wayne