As the night ran on I had a visitor at my house who claimed to know how to make a bow, and that I needed to soak it in water to get its shape
Not water, exactly....water that has been processed by an American bison, perhaps, but I digress!
What is it about people with absolutely no knowledge thinking they can buffalo someone that actually HAS working knowledge? Just yesterday I had someone telling me that I need to find branches that are already bent into the shape of a bow and that Native Americans (he actually used the term "injuns") would bend a sapling to shape and let it grow into a bow. Had I let him go on, undoubtedly he would have claimed his great-grand-who-cares was a for-sure Indian Princess!
I have never gone into the mechanic and told him that my great-who-really-cares was a genuine for-sure daughter of Henry Ford and that if you use tailpipe grease on the carb linkage then your fuel injectors will never foul up! *sigh*
Good luck with this one, JoJo