Bottled Moose! That got a snort of coffee out the nose!
I was up in Minot, ND last weekend as a combination raptor education program trip and visiting my parents for their 61st Anniversary (as they recall, the secret to a long marriage is agreeing that the person that leaves has to take the kids with them). They gave me a couple pint jars of dry pack canned beef.
They put a loaf of bread on the table along with butter, crack a jar of meat, and make sammiches. With a little sliced onion and some home made horseradish I was in heaven! Oh baby!