Thank god a horse doesn't have to snore in NY any more.
If you can find the first wheel you may be on to who rode the first horse.
I traced it back to the eastern steps just as booze became in vogue.
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No, think about it -- Would you be the first dude to mount up? Sober?
More like, "Waldo I got 2 sheep if you can climb up and stay on my man".