Lutefisk?!!!!
Now I know you've gone over the edge!
Ya fer sure der iss sometink very wrong vit you, van you iss vantink Lutefisk, and den go so fer as to vant to uss dat flint und steel, yus to make da fire for to cook dat stuff.
You should use dat to get rid uff dem coyotes. Ya boy, dat vould do it fer sure now! Dey vould tink dat der vas some kinda nasty dragon or sometink dat vould eat dem, as anytink dat vould eat dat stuff, vould fer sure be sometink dey vouldn't vant to be vit in sight of ya know.
Vayne... I mean Wayne