Horsetime, there is one caveat to accepting the bow/arrow deal with those too knuckleheads....you gotta post pics of you, with the bow, and full SCA kit!
Squirrel Drums and Warped Path are adequate for the job, I guess. Just remember, you have the same qualifications to learn to make the gear that they had before they started. Stick around a while, learn a little, pick up some used hand tools at a flea market...AND MAKE YOUR OWN!
If you think those two were quick to jump in to help you out, we'll all pitch in even faster when you decide to make your own. THAT is what we live for around here.