Theoretical physicists are studying pugs now. They have these deep questions about how space can fold in on itself such that actual distances are not absolute, but can differ depending on many variables. In studying the ability of the pug to hide a 12 inch tongue inside a 1 inch nose they hope to unlock the secrets of the universe.
I know what you mean, Pekane. Dumber than a box of busted axe handles, but so cute they can get away with it. Or maybe they are so smart that they fool us into thinking they are dumb and we lower our expectations therefore allowing the pug to get away with everything and still get a plush home! Oh, my head hurts now.
Soy, tell your wife thank you. Tell her how brilliant she was to know you wanted a pug even before you knew it. Otherwise the dog gets your side of the bed because you are working until 3 a.m.