Hey Ya'll. I live in GA and I'd like to be part of the western bow project. I know, I know, I'm an easterner, but I've got some great ideas!
Here's what I'll do: I'll take a sliver of rotten hickory, glue it on the back with old, rotten stinky hide glue. But before I use the glue, I'll mix a big bag of glitter into the smelly, putrid glue. That way when the hickory is glued onto the back, it'll be all glittery. Then I'll glue spikes on the belly of the bow that face toward the shooter.
Here's what happens: The guy goes to shoot the bow for the first time. When he pulls it back, the rotten hickory will pull apart, causing the bow to explode. At that very moment, the hide glue will immediately pulverize. All the glitter will be released and it will fall slowly to the ground like a magical wonderland. Of course, don't forget about the spikes that I put onto the belly of the bow. Those will be impaled into the shooter as he watches the glitter fall to the ground. Busted bow limbs, stinky glitter, and some guy with a serious case of splinters will be all that remains. Now, let me join your team!! MUAHH HAAA HAAAAA!!!