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Offline osage outlaw

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Another dumb goat
« on: May 28, 2013, 10:27:16 pm »
My wife has been wanting to get a pygmy billy goat.  She wants it to have horns and a beard.  She has been bugging me about it all year.  She is a city girl who is slowly turning into a farmer.  I didn't think we needed another goat and I have been trying to talk her out of it.  We have my sons 4H goat for this year and my daughters from last year.  She got to attached to it to let it go to the market.  I kept telling the wife that we didn't need to be buying food for another dumb goat.  Well, tonight I get to work and I get a call from my sister.  She is next door at my parents house with my wife and kids.  Guess what comes walking out of the woods?  A pygmy billy goat with horns and a beard   ::)  My Dad and wife caught it and walked it to the pasture.  She is as happy as can be.  It has a collar on it.  They drove around the neighborhood asking if anyone had lost a goat.  No one is claiming it.  I told her I wish a new quad would come rolling out of the woods for me.  She has been texting me pictures of it all evening.  She named it Winston.



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Offline Lemos

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2013, 10:30:37 pm »
That's too funny! I guess they get what they want huh?
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Offline Ifrit617

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2013, 10:36:49 pm »
Hahahaha thats a great story..

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Offline lowell

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2013, 10:40:36 pm »
You bought that story of it just walking into her life!!  LOL
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Offline osage outlaw

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2013, 11:25:46 pm »
I didn't at first.  I knew my wife didn't go get it.  I thought maybe my sister brought it home for her.  After I talked to my kids I believed the story.  The dumb thing just walked out of the woods and into the yard.  What are the odds?
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Offline Lemos

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2013, 11:39:09 pm »
Maybe it didn't walk out for her, but for you. Can we say dinner gift.😉
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Offline Buffalogobbler

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2013, 11:43:33 pm »
Great story Clint!
Good luck on the quad!

Kevin
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Offline Cardboard_Duck

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2013, 11:51:05 pm »
Haha great!!! My daughter wants a goat too... Hopefully she doesn't find one  :laugh: I heard you can train them like dogs though  :laugh:

after you get your quad-
"but honey it was just sitting at the dealership all alone, I couldn't just leave it there..."
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Offline Slackbunny

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2013, 11:56:52 pm »
My longtime girlfriend wants a goat. And to tell the truth, I wouldn't mind either. But seeing as how we live in an apartment in the middle of  a city, its not happening. But we're hoping to own property of our own within a couple years, and a goat is probably in our future.
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Offline osage outlaw

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2013, 12:11:36 am »
Quote from: Cardboard_Duck on May 28, 2013, 11:51:05 pm
Haha great!!! My daughter wants a goat too... Hopefully she doesn't find one  :laugh: I heard you can train them like dogs though  :laugh:

after you get your quad-
"but honey it was just sitting at the dealership all alone, I couldn't just leave it there..."


Good luck training a goat.  They don't seem very smart to me.  I swear my daughters goat is mentally challenged.  It kept getting out while I was at the Classic.  The fence was sagging on one side.  It wasn't jumping it, he would put his front legs over the fence and flop himself over it landing on his side.
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Offline Roy

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2013, 01:28:22 am »
Neat Clint.
Now your wife has two old goats:) LMFAO
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Offline bowtarist

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2013, 01:41:48 am »
Need to get him weathered before he's too big to eat!!!  :o >:D ;) dpg
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Offline bubby

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2013, 06:51:17 am »
I love goats, dig a pit and get a big bed of coals, let it cook in the ground all day, man goat is a favorite of mine
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Offline TRACY

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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2013, 07:11:46 am »
Horn bow and rawhide! >:D


Hey, don't try fitting him in that large USPS box that you send me either!  ;)

Too funny Clint.


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Re: Another dumb goat
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2013, 07:38:06 am »
Sorry about your luck pal  :-\ .... :laugh:
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