It latched onto his nipple (I got to pick the spot) and he starts screaming and jumping around. The beetle is floppin' like a giant nipple ring. Best 50 cents I ever spent. Night shift at a sewer plant gets pretty boring.
Sorry about distracting from your post Sasquatch. I think you could trade for some better sinew than the pet store stuff but would work as a last resort as long as you cleaned it good.