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Offline Don

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What does the wife say
« on: January 12, 2013, 10:22:46 pm »
when she comes home and finds that you put cow horn in a pot of water to boil to flatten for bow tips
and the pot goes dry. Make a heck of alot of smoke and SMELLS BAD.
There was more smoke coming out of her ears then I made. >:(
That was 3 days ago and it still stinks.
All I could say was sorry dear. :-[

Offline Roy

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2013, 10:29:19 pm »
LMAO, I'd be dead. My wife is Italian/Irish and has the temper of both combined into one:) Glad your still alive:)

Offline dmc

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2013, 10:32:04 pm »
Hahaha...... Been there, done that. I boiled some deer horns on the stove to get the hair off of the skull.  If I remember right, the pot even over boiled all over the elements. That stuff is nasty!! My wife threw the pot out, and the look I got, meant I wasn't too far behind. Hehe
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Offline toomanyknots

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2013, 10:34:43 pm »
Ha. Your better off than me. My wife is irish/german. She has an irish temper, plus she is like twice as tall as me.  :o It's scary round here sometimes...
"The way of heaven is like the bending of a bow-
 the upper part is pressed down,
 the lower part is raised up,
 the part that has too much is reduced,
 the part that has too little is increased."

- Tao Te Ching, 77, A new translation by Victor H. Mair

Offline sleek

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2013, 10:40:42 pm »
My wife is French ( not so bad ) Spaniard, Argentine ( good cookin ), Cuban ( watch out! ), and Arabic. She speaks 3 languages, and sometimes, I get all 3 at once!
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Offline Carson (CMB)

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2013, 10:41:25 pm »
LOL.  I did that in the garage with some elk hooves on the camp stove.  Stunk up the garage for days, and the wife was not too happy...I can't imagine if I had done that in the house.  I would be dead.
"The bow is the old first lyre,
the mono chord, the initial rune of fine art
The humanities grew out from archery as a flower from a seed
No sooner did the soft, sweet note of the bow-string charm the ear of genius than music was born, and from music came poetry and painting and..." Maurice Thompso

Offline rps3

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2013, 10:49:22 pm »
Grinding deer antler with a dremel leaves a long lasting smell also, and  my wife and daughter operate as a team .

Offline lostarrow

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2013, 04:22:45 pm »
My wife likes  red wine................................. I buy a bottle or two a week to make sure I stay on her good side. Lets call it preventative maintainance  ;)

Offline Keenan

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2013, 05:15:14 pm »
Been there, done that, Not good! ::)

Offline MWirwicki

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2013, 06:25:35 pm »
My wife is pretty tolerant to my bow stuff.  One thing though, I can't burn feathers and can't sand horn in the house.  Nip, Nada, No-way!   ;D :laugh: ;D  Funny to hear, though!
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Offline turtle

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2013, 08:48:50 pm »
Im no longer allowed to boil osage in the kitchen..........something about the walls turning yellow. ::)
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Offline osage outlaw

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2013, 08:50:37 pm »
My wife got pretty upset when I got some superglue on her new countertops while fletching some arrows.  I still hear about that every now and then.  I know better than to do anything inside that has a smell.  I even have to make jerky on the front porch.
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Offline PEARL DRUMS

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2013, 08:52:39 pm »
My wife doesnt say a word really, she knows what it means to me and how much I love it. The only time she gets a little testy is when I steam statics on an osage bow and that yellow condensation drips from my tin foil teep pee unto the stove, she doesnt care for that. If I clean it up, Im cool.
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Offline Don

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2013, 10:33:13 pm »
Well she's smiling again now but speaking of osage and the kitchen counter.
 Bleach takes the yellow off of a white counter top. :laugh:
You would think she would see it coming after 37 years.

Offline koan

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Re: What does the wife say
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2013, 10:51:13 pm »
Lol. No wife so my whole house is a workshop... FYI... I use the heat gun and a clamp or vise to flatten horn. Quick and effective... Brian
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