Here's some corn 4 ya!why did'nt the skeleton cross the road?cause he did'nt have the guts!had a really weird dream last night,dreamt I was a muffler,and I woke up exhasted!a newfie (newfoundlander) was driving in ontario when his truck broke down.He walk to the nearest farm to ask the farmer to put him up for the night.the farmer replied yes but you will have to sleep with me and my wife cause we have but one bed.the newf agreed and for supper they had baked beans,and we all know how the newfs love their beans!the newf ate to plates full and had room for more but didn't want to act like a pig so he decline when offered a third!in the middle of the night the wife woke her husband to tell him some was thing harassing the chickens,the farmer jumped out of bed ,grabbed his gun and went outside to investigate.just the the wife woke up the newf and said ok newf here's your chance,...?so he went down stair and had some more beans.last one ,a play on words!trying saying this as fast as you possibly can! There was one smart fellow and he felt smart,there were two smart fellows and they felt smart,there were three smart fellows and they all felt smart!regards bobbyjoe!
